Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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