Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
