Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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