well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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