I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
