quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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