So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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