This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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