I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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