He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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