He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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