I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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