Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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