he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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