Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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