Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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