dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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