I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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