Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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