Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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