is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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