so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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