Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Randomize
