I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
