erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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