you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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