I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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