it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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