You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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