So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I want to be your penis for a week.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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