Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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