he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
