absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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