All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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