i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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