Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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