Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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