Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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