All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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