So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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