its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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