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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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