He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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