i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
