ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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