And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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