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  Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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• (315): View more from New York

  can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet

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• (530): View more from California

  I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.

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• (510): View more from California

  if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.

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