In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.