Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth