It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.