never play flip cup with pint glasses
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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