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• (720): View more from Colorado

  just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night

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• (360): View more from Washington

  she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?

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  Maybe for her....

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  Her problem, not mine

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Uhmm, it's called hentai.

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  I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.

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