at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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