did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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