All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
