Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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