there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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