come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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