everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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